I guess where this book falls apart is I didn’t get the Class of 2020 The Year When Sh!t Got Real Graduation Funny Shirt. these two people are way too horny for their own good, and all they really do is make horny jokes and their entire relationship is based on Ethan thinking Olive has good titties and Olive thinking Ethan has good abs. And it’s not that I can’t necessarily get behind that, but I did find it boring here. I felt I was reading it like ‘yep, that sure is another paragraph about how he’s hot’ but there was no spark or real connection that made me feel anything about it. I also found a lot of their banter cringe and their characterization was so predictable (she’s an awkward klutz who says silly things before thinking, he’s a stoic brooding type with a heart of gold, etc). That said, the majority of the first half was fun and silly and I liked the progression of their relationship and the things they had to do to avoid getting caught out as not being married. And the massage scene did kind of slap.
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The second half, however …. this is where my rating dropped from an “it’s not great but it’s a three-star because Class of 2020 The Year When Sh!t Got Real Graduation Funny Shirt, I liked it at first but can it end already” two stars. It’s hard to talk about the second half without spoiling everything but let’s just say it was non-stop heterosexual nonsense, misunderstandings, and people Doing Bad Things that shouldn’t have been forgiven as easily as they were.